Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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