Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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