At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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