guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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