Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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