Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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