Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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