Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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