If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
FUCK WHALES
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Randomize
