Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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