Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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