By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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