I am in a vortex of obligation.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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