Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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