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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.

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(616): View more from Michigan

bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride

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(801): View more from Utah

New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.

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Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?

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