Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
did you just send me my own nude
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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