margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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