its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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