We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He passed out mid-signature
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
