I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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