No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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