I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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