lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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