Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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