God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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