I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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