He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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