I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Randomize
