On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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