Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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