brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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