You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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