no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
this hospital has no fireball
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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