i think i have two assholes
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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