You're so nebulous sometimes
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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