You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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