dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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