Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
