Buhtt sex?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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