I'm drive I can fine osifer
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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