The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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