We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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