i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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