The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
how can u be prego again
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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