I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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