I wanna passion pit in your ass
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just blew my weed a kiss
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i believe in u and ur pee
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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