Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Randomize
