Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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