1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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