i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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