I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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