Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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